One of Michael's students told me about the Uncyclopedia, a parody of the Wikipedia, so I decided to investigate the musical entries. Here's a good one for Webern and good one for conductor.
There are some that are simply empty slapstick, and some that are just plain dumb, but it is fun to go through their collection. They certainly need more musical entries. Would you believe Musicologist, and Alban Berg aren't yet taken? Maybe they will be soon.